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4. Scheduling cocktails at 8 p.m.: to assume food is included or not to assume food is included?
21. How long into a relationship do you wait before admitting you could never really get into David Bowie?
30. Can a person who thinks seeing movies alone is sad successfully be in a relationship with a person who thinks seeing movies alone is awesome?
44. If you read Ulysses for a college course, is there any way to admit reading Ulysses in casual conversations without sounding like the worst person in the world?
"What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself."